[BEETHOVEN’S SYMPHONY NO.5 AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
"Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken" Lords: Lyndis, Hector & Eliwood
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today
No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
I though it said “packet of gum”
don’t’ ask me where I got it from.
I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh
WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG